random thought!

Where m1 is me
m2 is The Bed
r is the distance between the bed and Me

r is usually 0

therefore
Anything divided by 0 is Infinity
the force between me and my bed...

hence this post

RIP KMC Swimming Pool

:(

Blues

i would rather have had, one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than an eternity without it. One!

Cold November Rain

Manipal situated in western ghats, has a tropical weather, continuos incessant rains close to wht happens in the rainforests, the evergreen forsts.
living in manipal, i have to to enjoy and despise the never ending rainfall, have adapted to such a habitat too.
its been 4 long years.
but never have i seen the prolongation of rains into november..;.
today is the 1st of december and guess WHAT...
anyway, i am more of a michael chricton fan when it comes to the concept of global warming.
Hence i have started Imagining on the lines of the mayan concept of end of the worlds...
it says chaos leading to ultimate Armageddon in the year 2012...
politically (i.e manmade) chaos has incread and accelerated from world war 1 to the recent aggression by north korea on the south leadin to massive tensions in that region, ofcourse the war on terror
and pre existing tensions in the indian subcontinent..
the weather too has been more on the rough side since a past few years...
now this november rain has forced me to think on lines of 2012 being the end of the world...
COOL
so i have an idea...
lets all go to the himalayas... start traing from now... in terms of increasing ur tolerance to high altitudes, plus stamina...blah blah... learn to swim for looooong distances and stay afloat for long hours, try to live on a minumum diet, so tht ur body adapt to long days of starvation...
ultimatley after all this confirm the date of armageddon, from a few days before tht go to nepal become friends with some trekking enthusiatic sherpas... they will be ur friends for the future...fo those who r single try finding a hot nepali chick to climb with u to mt. everest... remember This is All for the propogation of Human species.
anyway after al this make sure you buy a paraglider, one each for all those who r trekking along with u... make sure u plan ur trek or ascent to the peak, mt.everest so tht u reach its summit on the day of armegeddon.... stay there.. yea ofcourse carry lots of food... Beforwe tht i forgot to mention one thing,,,, make sure u train some donkeys along with u for this adventure from now on, coz
u may need them to carry ur supplies.
To Be Continued

No I am Not Stoned!

Stones are one of the most important creations( for people who believe in the supernatural "god" ) or for that matter, a very useful material for aethiests like me!
when i think of a stone i sually look at its shape, size, color, position, borders, surface, edge, number of similar stones in the surrounding area, and its existance over a long time frame (since i am usually jobless)
Stones are usueful in many ways
as objects of beauty
as raw material for great strength for foundations, buildings, roads...
Stones are everywhere.
its progeny "sand" created from the asexual reproductive method of "weathering" of a stone, is one of the sole reason for the existance of life and its propogation( plants grow in soil...)
Poets and authors , from time immemorial have been using stones as their inpiration to describe certain chracteristics of people like for example, the word Stoic " stonelike" used to describe a person who doesnt emote even in the extreme of circumstances.
Also Stones of Beauty like emeralds which are green are used a lot to describe the emotion of jealosy ( very important stone and has many religious implications , like for eg, the stone in the heart of the lord venkateshwara idol in tirupati)
These precious stones are sometime gifted( not always for the same purpose as the one i am going to write next) to their girlfrends and wives by husbands who cannot peform that great on bed , wither coz they are stoned or coz of other various reasons, ultimately not leading to the normal physiological function of their organ being hard as a stone.
Stones are also used in popular culture like FlinStones, In WWF... Stone COld Steve Austin, As a major Instrument to destroy public property in different Strikes And Bandhs And Political Demonstrations!
thank you for patiently Reading this Artice On STONES and For Not Pelting Stones at me the next time You Coincidentally( or intentionally for the purpose of Beating me up) Meet ME!

Fountain Pen

A fountain Pen is an extremely old ( sometimes vintage) piece od stationary, based on a contemporary 1700 technology, possesion of which demands extreme care and sensitivity towards this beautiful piece of invention by the human race, also destruction of which results in both financial and mental instability, leading to the activation of the conscience controlling area of cerebral cortex, clubbed with elicitation of an emotional reaction due to stimulation of the limbic system.
the use of a fountain pen , accordint to mamy academicians of this great country, is considered to improve the handwriting of a pupil, which obviously means a better visual cortex intepretation of the answers written by the student by the examiner in the evaluation of the latters papers;.
also the greater representation of the distal part of the upper limb in the motor cortex is a proof to the importance of using a better Instrument of documentation using hands, which can none other than a fountain pen.
the pleasure of writing with the fountain pen, first starts with the proprioceptive , vibratory, tactile sensory afferents plus the visual stimuli, ultimately with the help of association fibers in the cortex lead to a explosive outburst of nerve impulses from the limbic system!