No I am Not Stoned!

Stones are one of the most important creations( for people who believe in the supernatural "god" ) or for that matter, a very useful material for aethiests like me!
when i think of a stone i sually look at its shape, size, color, position, borders, surface, edge, number of similar stones in the surrounding area, and its existance over a long time frame (since i am usually jobless)
Stones are usueful in many ways
as objects of beauty
as raw material for great strength for foundations, buildings, roads...
Stones are everywhere.
its progeny "sand" created from the asexual reproductive method of "weathering" of a stone, is one of the sole reason for the existance of life and its propogation( plants grow in soil...)
Poets and authors , from time immemorial have been using stones as their inpiration to describe certain chracteristics of people like for example, the word Stoic " stonelike" used to describe a person who doesnt emote even in the extreme of circumstances.
Also Stones of Beauty like emeralds which are green are used a lot to describe the emotion of jealosy ( very important stone and has many religious implications , like for eg, the stone in the heart of the lord venkateshwara idol in tirupati)
These precious stones are sometime gifted( not always for the same purpose as the one i am going to write next) to their girlfrends and wives by husbands who cannot peform that great on bed , wither coz they are stoned or coz of other various reasons, ultimately not leading to the normal physiological function of their organ being hard as a stone.
Stones are also used in popular culture like FlinStones, In WWF... Stone COld Steve Austin, As a major Instrument to destroy public property in different Strikes And Bandhs And Political Demonstrations!
thank you for patiently Reading this Artice On STONES and For Not Pelting Stones at me the next time You Coincidentally( or intentionally for the purpose of Beating me up) Meet ME!

Fountain Pen

A fountain Pen is an extremely old ( sometimes vintage) piece od stationary, based on a contemporary 1700 technology, possesion of which demands extreme care and sensitivity towards this beautiful piece of invention by the human race, also destruction of which results in both financial and mental instability, leading to the activation of the conscience controlling area of cerebral cortex, clubbed with elicitation of an emotional reaction due to stimulation of the limbic system.
the use of a fountain pen , accordint to mamy academicians of this great country, is considered to improve the handwriting of a pupil, which obviously means a better visual cortex intepretation of the answers written by the student by the examiner in the evaluation of the latters papers;.
also the greater representation of the distal part of the upper limb in the motor cortex is a proof to the importance of using a better Instrument of documentation using hands, which can none other than a fountain pen.
the pleasure of writing with the fountain pen, first starts with the proprioceptive , vibratory, tactile sensory afferents plus the visual stimuli, ultimately with the help of association fibers in the cortex lead to a explosive outburst of nerve impulses from the limbic system!