So you think it's a "neet" joke!

New development : NEETPG to be included in the new diagnostic criteria as a risk factor for the following diseases
1. accelerated COPD
2. Coronary Artery Disease ( by increasing obesity , increasing smoking, increasing stress etc.)
3. Alcoholic Liver Disease
4. Chronic Depression and in some Bipolar disorder
5. Type 2 diabetes
6. Increased Incidence of Schizophrenia, although only a few case reports ( no meta-analysis )
7. Hahaha.. Like the most ridiculous complication given in so many ridiculous NEETPG MCQ books, it predisposes to DEATH!
8. A new psychiatric disease called "shameless son/daughter syndrome" has been documented , where patients have been known to siphon off money from parents even after becoming doctors, for basic amenities ( source : Unknown)
9. Episodic insomnia